So, here I am, thinking to myself, what in the heck am I going to write a blog about? What do I Really want to share with the world? What do I know enough about to be dangerous, and yet Not get into trouble…?The real question is, What are the THREE main things most guys like…? Aside from the…uh, nether-regions and bubbly lady-part stuff, of course.
Hmmmm… My First initial thought would be…
FITNESSSSSSS!!!!
Ah yes, the basal instinct to make sure you look appealing to the other humanoids that have all the fun parts (ya know, the “bubbly” ones we were talking about not too long ago). Because let’s face it, we Say we want to Be Healthy, or Have More Energy. But we all know the Absolute Reason for Exercising: You want to Look Damn Good Naked. Yep, I said it, YOU were thinking it. We ALL were thinking it, and if you weren’t, you’re thinking about it now, and you know I’m right. 100%, Absolute, Completely-Honest-With-Yourself…(Deep Inhale) Right.
So now that we have that out of the way, where do we go from here? There are so many avenues to travel down in this toasty little corner of the internet about fitness, that it Could just overwhelm a fella and mentally tire ‘im out. Make him Give Up. Eh, just put it off for another day…sleep on it…mull it over for a bit and get back to it later. Wait, I have an idea…
Procrastination
The Killer. Murderous thief of progress and intellectual growth. The #1 enemy of all things that are beneficial to you. Man, you gotta get that sheisse outta your life! Are we all guilty of it? Yes. Me? Hell Yes. The worst. Seriously, I shouldn’t be even giving advice on it, I’m so bad at it. Good thing I’m not giving advice. We’re just talkin’. You n me. Havin’ a good ‘ol chitty chat.
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